Food jokes
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.