Food jokes
A burrito walked off a building.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
One time I ate a chair.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.