Food jokes
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Oh, he needs some milk!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Spinach
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!