What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Food Jokes
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do squats eat? Numbers.
