Food jokes
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Apple
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Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.