Food jokes
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Curry.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I eat cockroaches.