Food jokes
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.