Food jokes
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I eat cockroaches.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."