Food jokes
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.