Food jokes
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.