Food jokes
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.