Food jokes
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
You pecan do it!
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.