Food jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
You are a fat pig.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger