Fly Jokes

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..

I would make a joke about Kobe but I don't think it would fly very well

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?

Not sure I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?

A dead cripple

lmao why do people think they can fly

All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes

for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colours.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What type of bee cant fly...

Answer: Kobeee

Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.

What did one plane say to the other let’s fly

What do frogs 🐸 eat?

French Flies!

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"