Fly jokes
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
9/11 sale
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.