Fly jokes

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

Why was 10 scared?

Because 9/11 came flying in.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Sell PC.

Go to Croatia.

Try to fly to the US to meet female.

US won't let me in.

End up in Norway.

Female leaves me.

Female gets arrested by feds.

Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

Just another day in the defib life.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.