Fly jokes
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.