Fly jokes
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
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I love you.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.