McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
