Fly jokes
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I love you.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.