What type of bee cant fly...
Answer: Kobeee
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
9/11 jokes just dont fly around me
Y did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
