Fly jokes
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Who did that
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE