Fly jokes
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Who did that
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.