Fly jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"

How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

What bee can't fly?

Koby.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

The French: "But how did you do it?"

The Italian: "I killed one."

The German: "So what?"

The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

What can fly underwater?

A mosquito in a submarine.

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!