Fly jokes
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Memes
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.