Fly jokes
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.