What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it
why did the turtle start flying he was ona jet
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
