Fly jokes
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Memes
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.