Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Suzy: How did johna fit in the whale? Teacher: Whales are very big but have small moths, so johna did not actually fit in the whale. Suzy: well the bible says he did Teacher: He did not Suzy: when I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven, maybe he went to hell Suzy: Than you can ask him.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
