Fitness jokes
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.