Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Total gym.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
