why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Total gym.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
I need to call candy whats candy can bofe if thies balls fit in your mouf
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
