Fish jokes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.