Fish jokes

Do fish have tits?

Fish tits.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.