Fish jokes
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.