Fish jokes

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.