Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
what did the fish say when he ran into a wall (dammmmm)
What does a British cannibals favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The Blue tang fish.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
i shidded out my baby then became a fish
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!
Why did the fish go to the doctors?
Because he was felling “eel”
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
2+2=🐟
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
I ate nemo
