Fish jokes
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
awww
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"