Fish jokes
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"