Fish

Fish jokes

Meal

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Food

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Dick

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Friend

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Question

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Road

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

Mouth

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.