What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
what did the fish say when he ran into a wall (dammmmm)
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
