I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
give a man a fish feed him for a day
give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
the titanic is now resort for fish
gay fish
I found Nemo
He was tasty
my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded
