Fish jokes
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.