i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
