Fish jokes
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
Penis.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
I ate Nemo.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL