why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
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Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
Dum bass
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both cant be found
