Fish jokes
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.