When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found :')
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!