Fire jokes
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.