Fire jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"