Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
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A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
