My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
My life.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
