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Baby

  • What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

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  • Guy

  • A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

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  • Vegetarian

  • Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

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  • Survivor

  • This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

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  • Orphan

  • Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.

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  • Community talk

  • The best game I found: Kiss, date, kill, or marry (indie horror game edition)

  • You're all stars <33 keep going, you'll find your future being held in your hands. It's all your decision. Fight for what's right.

  • i js need to like get this out and i cant talk to anyone so ima js say this here but im so done with school its so draining i had a whole ass mental break down and a panic attack in the bathroom tbc of school and the drama and rumors and also bc i missed my mom and bf bc he moved away and my mom is in jail then when i finally calmed down and come out of the stall i didnt know my two bsfs were in there to and i heard … Read more