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A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
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1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
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- Sincerely, Zane
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
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Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drinks at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, "Well, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, "So... did you get any head?"
The guy replies, "No, I couldn't find it."
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"