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"Son, I found a condom in your room."

"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.