Finance jokes
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!