Fear jokes

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?

MC Shiver.

I hate nightmares.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

It was afraid of the nutcracker.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Why was ten scared?

It was in the middle of 9/11.

Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.