Fear jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
I hate nightmares.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?