Fear jokes
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
so you have chosen...death
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.