Fear jokes
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
so you have chosen...death
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.