Fear jokes
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Memes
why does it actually scare me ;-;
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."