Fear

Fear jokes

Wood

    • "Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

    "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

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    • Pilot

    • pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

    passengers: *start freaking out*

    pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

    passengers: *sigh with relief*

    pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

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    • Fear memes

    Breath

    • When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

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    • Bathroom

    • What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

    Skeleton

    • What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

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    • Butt

    • Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

    And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

    Depression

    • Do depressed people hate swimming?

    They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

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    • Seven

    • Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

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    • 9/11

    • Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

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    • Life

    • May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

    May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

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