Fear jokes
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Memes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
I hate nightmares.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!