Fear jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Memes
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Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
I hate nightmares.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."