Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies
Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
