I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
