Fear jokes
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”