What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Favourite Jokes
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
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Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
