Favourite jokes

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

What is shark's favorite day?

Chewsday.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

What's a goat's favorite video game?

Mario Goat Cart!

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

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What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?

A Tri-cycle.