What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
What is a kidnappers favourite shoe?; white vans.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
knock knock who's there? cow cow who? cow don't go who they go moo
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What starts with 'M' and ends in 'arrige' and is a mans favourite thing Miscarriage this joke never gets old just like the baby
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
