Favourite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Memes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.