What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
what is cheetah favourite taste to run fast? cheetah outta here
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Q: What is a clown’s favourite fish
A: the clownfish
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what is sharks favourite day chewsday
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
What starts with 'M' and ends in 'arrige' and is a mans favourite thing Miscarriage this joke never gets old just like the baby
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is Sophia’s favourite song
Open wide cum inside it is okay school
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
What is an Emo's favourite movie?
Suicide Squad
