Favourite

Favourite jokes

Mistake

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Thanks

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cow.

Cow who?

Cow don't go who, they go moo!

Snake

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.