Favourite jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
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What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.