Favourite jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.