Favourite jokes
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Memes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.