Favourite jokes
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."