Favourite jokes
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Memes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"