What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Favourite Jokes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
