What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
What is an Emo's favourite movie?
Suicide Squad
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What’s an orphan’s favourite school event?
Home coming
what is an orphan's least favourite game? 44-homes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
