Favourite jokes
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Memes
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.