Favourite jokes
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Memes
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.