Favourite jokes
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.