Favourite jokes
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Memes
Hehehe
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!