What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
Why is an orpan favourite movie 🍿 spider man no way home
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.