Favourite jokes
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.