Favorite

Favorite jokes

Orphan

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Song

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

Christmas

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!