Favorite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.