Favorite jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.