Favorite jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!