Favorite jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.