Favorite jokes
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.