Favorite jokes
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.