Favorite jokes
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What do Doges like? Memes.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!