Favorite jokes
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.