Favorite jokes

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

What's Trump's favorite instrument?

A TRUMPet!!!

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

What is the skeleton's favorite car?

A Zam-bone-y.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.

What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.