Favorite Jokes

What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?

Jousting.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?

Shell shock!

Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?

Bee-thoven.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?

Badminton.

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What's Damo's favorite food?

Big slongs.

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.