Favorite jokes
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.