Favorite jokes
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.