Favorite jokes
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
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New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Whatâs a sheepâs favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Who is Barry B. Bensonâs favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Whatâs a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siriâs favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.