Favorite jokes

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?

FREESTYLE FRIDAY!

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

What's a rapper's favorite insect?

Rhy-mosquito.

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?

A flow bee.

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme Boots.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.