Favorite jokes
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!