Favorite jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!