Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
whys a orphan's least favorite day field trip day because they can't get a parents signature
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
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My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
