I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What's a cheetahs favorite food Fast food!!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
