Favorite jokes
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.