Favorite jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.