Favorite jokes
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!