Favorite jokes
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.