Favorite jokes
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."