Favorite jokes

What is China's favorite restaurant?

The Pet Store.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!

What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?

The SPACE BAR!

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What's a goat's favorite video game?

Mario Goat Cart!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

What is a cow's favorite dance move?

The milkshake.

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?

Head & Shoulders.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?

A xylophone.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.