What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Favorite Jokes
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
