Favorite jokes
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise?
Cross Fit.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!