Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Favorite Jokes
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
