Favorite jokes
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.