What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What is pedophiles favorite prey: Vegitables
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument (comment below)
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
