Favorite jokes
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.