Favorite jokes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.