Favorite jokes
Explain Bear is my favorite.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.