Favorite jokes
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.