What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
RAP-TURES
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A FLOW bee
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What's an emos favorite way of growing food? The slash and burn tactic
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me “Hey did you kno-“
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
