Favorite jokes

Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?

Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?

Flexin’.

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?

Heavy bars.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.