what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.
Father: Sorry
what is the most difficult day in the ghetto fathers day
Why do Orphans eat water with their cereal. Because their father never came home with milk.
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
