What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
