Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
i would make a dad joke, but i dont have a dad to joke about.
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why cant a orphan be gay~ They have no one to call daddy
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
My Great Great Great grandpa killed hitler
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious. Because they can finally call someone father.
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
