I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy father
Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born
Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥
Why did the chiken cross the road? to get to your moms house Knock Knock you: whos there? Your new father!
Why do orphans love church
They finally have a father
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
If your ever bored just bully an orphan, what are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
If the sun had a kid it would be like father like sun🤓 😎
Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk
I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
My father can take a joke- :because he made one
Whats the difference between father's and hurricanes?
Nothing.They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
