Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year? Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
If the sun had a kid it would be like father like sun🤓 😎
Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Why do orphans come to me Cuz they have someone to call father
Orphan: I finally have a father! God: And who is that? Orphan: You! God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me. Orphan: :l
I held on to my money stronger than a orphan holds on to a teddy bear on father's day
Whats the difference between father's and hurricanes?
Nothing.They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
My father can take a joke- :because he made one
When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
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How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!
